back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
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From the David Tennant Video Diaries series 3. He’s peeling fake frost off his face from the episode 42. I made this mostly because..you know…shirtless.
Beyoncé just dropping her album got me on edge tho like ever since december the 13th i been poppin up outta my sleep and checking to make sure she aint dropped another album even tho i know we aint getting one until at least 2016